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Make it off the island

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Published: 2008-11-17 | Taken: 2946 times | Rated: -1
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Make it off the island

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.


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Kiki says:
don get it
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betboo07 says:
the blonde is so stupid in this and people make blondes up to be stupid but i am a blonde and a natural at that and i am in a gifted class
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SEXYY BEAST says:
WOW I WOULD DO THAT
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quizcat says:
i love blondes
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quizcat says:
vaow
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Meggy says:
i dont get it.. =P
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♥JAYJAY♥ says:
OmG I WOIuLd shE wAnT To Go BaK ByTch
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LadySly242 says:
monkey da blond dum y she gon bac
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sugar_n_spice_thing says:
That was funny
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nick_hermo says:
THATS NOT THE REAL JOKE
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KatelynFoSho says:
haha. that's so stupid, yet funny. i think i've heard this one before a long time ago. haha!
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