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Soft and Hard

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Published: 2008-11-26 | Taken: 3210 times | Rated: 12
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Soft and Hard

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

Comments
Violet says:
Wowzers.....hehe....that's funny
   Comment Points: 3  
Daniella :) says:
haha wow
:)
   Comment Points: 3  
sugar_n_spice_thing says:
um wow thats wow lol
   Comment Points: 3  
AshleyHershey123 says:
dang...
   Comment Points: 0  
TylerRyanRoss says:
thats just wow...umm...innapropriate...haha its really funny though...
   Comment Points: 0  
TylerRyanRoss says:
thats just wow...umm...innapropriate...haha its really funny though...
   Comment Points: 0  
Andrevene says:
dam....watch me use this
   Comment Points: 0  

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