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iLL old Man

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Published: 2008-11-26 | Taken: 1584 times | Rated: -7
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iLL old Man

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he 
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"

"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?"

"That's my business! Get me the course!"

Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.

Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"

In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ."

Comments
Deanna Hope says:
i dont get it???
   Comment Points: 1  
CherryMayLove says:
wow he wanted to kill a lawyer
   Comment Points: -1  

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